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Pe, please pay attention! - Port Elizabeth
Friday, 18 September 2026
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Port Elizabeth, Eastern Cape
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Whoever this ad reaches, hi… let me introduce myself before you start asking for pictures. -
I’m a 35-year-old Black lady, chubby and proudly sitting somewhere around a size 38. I’m not going to lie and say I’m a size 32 because we both know the truth will eventually come out. -
I’m easy on the eyes, soft-hearted, clean, discreet and generally a good time to be around. I’ll be in PE from 31 October until 2 November, around the Walmer/Summerstrand area, and yes — I’ll have my own private place. No sneaking around like we’re in a spy movie. -
I’m looking for a mature, discreet gentleman who knows what he wants, knows how to communicate and understands the meaning of mutual enjoyment. I’m also looking for someone who is comfortable with a compensated arrangement and is clear about what he’s looking for.
I’m clean, I play safe and protection is non-negotiable. I also have my boundaries, and I’m very clear about what I do and don’t do.
Please, if you’re going to inbox me with “hi dear” and then disappear for three business days, save us both the data. -
Serious, respectful and mature enquiries only.
And before anyone asks…
YES, ChatGPT wrote this. -
This is NOT my English. Surely you can tell? - Some people can read one paragraph and immediately say, “Ah, this is definitely .” -
So for once, I’m removing my writing fingerprints from the crime scene.
I’m a 35-year-old Black lady, chubby and proudly sitting somewhere around a size 38. I’m not going to lie and say I’m a size 32 because we both know the truth will eventually come out. -
I’m easy on the eyes, soft-hearted, clean, discreet and generally a good time to be around. I’ll be in PE from 31 October until 2 November, around the Walmer/Summerstrand area, and yes — I’ll have my own private place. No sneaking around like we’re in a spy movie. -
I’m looking for a mature, discreet gentleman who knows what he wants, knows how to communicate and understands the meaning of mutual enjoyment. I’m also looking for someone who is comfortable with a compensated arrangement and is clear about what he’s looking for.
I’m clean, I play safe and protection is non-negotiable. I also have my boundaries, and I’m very clear about what I do and don’t do.
Please, if you’re going to inbox me with “hi dear” and then disappear for three business days, save us both the data. -
Serious, respectful and mature enquiries only.
And before anyone asks…
YES, ChatGPT wrote this. -
This is NOT my English. Surely you can tell? - Some people can read one paragraph and immediately say, “Ah, this is definitely .” -
So for once, I’m removing my writing fingerprints from the crime scene.
